Found this around the internet and I thought it would be interesting.
Your personal finance zodiac.
What does your astrological sign says about the way you manage your money?
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The misadventures of Vebby: Underwear HoroscopeBefore reading this Rant Journal, I suggest you watch this hilarious video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYOg1ifFDXA&list=UU9gFih9rw0zNCK3ZtoKQQyA just so that you know what the hell I'm talking about
Okee... so if you don't like my weird-ass rants about my awkward life and my opinions...
LEAVE NAO. I have my black sparkly beret on. SHIT IS GOIN DOWN.
Today, dear children, we will speak of the assorted types of underwear and their appropriateness levels. Also, the subject of tight fitting clothing may be broached briefly.
First of all, there is nothing wrong with wearing cotton briefs from a pack at walgreens. I wear them all the time
And going commando is whorish. //shot
Plus, it's super uncomfortable... 'specially with jeans.
Thongs and see through are also not comfortable.
Though regular thongs can be appropriate in certain situations.
Don't bother with it if it's just a couple of strings. You might as well go commando and be done with it.
Granny panties are fine...
...If you a
Zodiac Profile: Aquarius~ Aquarius ~
So I'm sure you've heard the stories about Aquarius people. They're fun-loving, airy, a bit out of their minds.... Yeah, well, that stuff is all true! Well at least a little bit.
There are two kinds of Aquarians in the world: the loud, sociable, party animal type, and the reserved, shy but sweet type. I've even seen a few hybrids. It doesn't really matter though, because beneath that they're fundamentally the same. Both are exceptionally smart, funny, big-hearted (perhaps to a fault) humanitarians.
Both are also likely to have a large circle of what others might call friends, perhaps even the Aquarians themselves. But they might "feel" more like aqcuaitences to them. A lot of people might not realize it, but Aquarians often feel very lonely.
In fact, most Aquarian problems stem from (or are indeed) internal conflict. Deep down, Aquarians are very insecure. You think Virgo's are hard on themselves? Remember that Aquarius is Leo's opposite. So if Leos are bold and confident
Zodiac Profile: Pisces~Pisces~
Anyone here familiar with a little show called "Moral Orel"? If not, make yourself familiar with it RIGHT NOW. If so, you made my life a little easier. Orel is pretty much what I imagine when I think of a Pisces person. Naïve, sweet, optimistic… but of course, just like in his case, this presents problems. Pisces people are just… I don't wanna say blissfully ignorant. That's not a nice way of putting it. In fact, that's not even accurate. They're just… trusting. No, that's not right either. God, how do I go about describing Pisces?
They're sweethearts, for beginners. Some of the sweetest people you'll ever meet. They have hearts just full of love that they wanna share with the world!! … that is, if the world will accept it. They'll also give you the shirt off their backs. I use this as an expression, but in all honesty, I really don't doubt that they would! What's theirs is yours, and vice versa. They're also very in tune with… well just about anything! People, animals, artis
ZodiacI have the night
The gun the blade
The blood the screams
The pity the dreams
Mine in hand
I stand before
Their god their devil
The sun may shine
But not on me
In the shadows I stay
Away from sight
Away from life
Let's skulk and dance and tread
Till we drop dead
In a pool of crimson red
Until we dread
Of what's ahead
Come join me
In the clouds of cotton
With wings of feathers
And halo's of light
We have not sinned
Let us sing and sweat
With the people we've met
Then taken for ourselves
But first I must teach you
How to take a life
How to kill
How to die